It was on December 1996 I was at home. I had been think about how I could make my panties fit better; I came up with cut off my dick and balls. That way I wouldn't have a nasty bulge in the wrong place. But after a read up on the things I would need to do the chop, I found that for SRS I would need the penis, they make your new clit from the head of the dick. So I kept the dick. I had a bottle of Sangria Real, I was feeling very good. I took a hammer and some nails; I was sitting on my couch. When I drove the first nail in I hit the cords to the vas deferens to the right testicle it hurt but when I drove the second nail in I hit nothing but skin. The fourth nail just missed the left vas deferens. As I sat there I drove nails in to the frame of the couch. I made a channel for the knife to ride in. I stretched my balls down unit they were tight, then I drove another nail into hold them in place. The pain wasn't too bad, but I used viscous Lidocaine to numb the area where I was going to cut my balls off. I slid the knife in to place and moved it up and down a few time to see where I was going to be cutting. The line of red on my ball sack looked right, yes I had made a small cut about half way through the ball sack, I knew there was no going back now so I hit the blade with a hammer I was done, my balls slid on the floor with a wet plop. I packed off the bloody stumps I then picked up my balls put them in the freezer and went to bed. The next night my friend Bob come over he told me how good I looked in the new panties I bought for him... I have only one regret, I wish I had done the cut up and down instead of across I would have more skin for SRS to use to make my vagina.