Худа блондинка спокушає хлопця з басейну і дозволяє йому орати її ідеальну пухку дупу

I think you should go out there and tell him what a fucker you are.

You know what, Audrey? It's just not like that in real life.

Life does not go exactly like it does in lips that lie.

Your column is not always like real life.

Yes it is. Oh, yes it is.